Ortiz Made the Right Choice

I just had to laugh when I read this quote in the Chron (at the very bottom):

Ortiz said he owns property near Dallas and strongly considered an offer this winter from the Rangers before deciding the Giants were a better fit.

Let's use the Cone of Silence and take a look at how his decision might have looked like...






"...Hmmm, would you believe, I want to pitch in Arlington, one of the best hitter's parks in the majors, just so that I can be near one of my properties? OK, would you believe, I would rather pitch in SF, at worse a neutral park for pitchers, but was a severe pitchers park when I was pitching there, plus my wife and I were comfortable there when I was with the team?..."

I guessed he made the right choice, and loving it! (Thus far)

"I asked you not to tell me that!" - Ron Washington

"Sorry about that, Chief!"